Okay. The jig is up, friends.
So, I’m totally in a blogging rut. Undeniably and completely.
And I can explain! I promise! Really!
Did you ever have trouble writing really vague college admissions essays? You know, the ones that said “pick your own topic”.
And you just stared at the plain computer screen as a large stream of drool gushed out?
Huh? Just me?
Well, I don’t really know how I got on that sort of analogy, but this blog is starting to feel like that. Its subject matter is vague and changing, which is in a way freeing, but also pretty…well, un-freeing when it comes down to what I want to write and what I think people wouldn’t mind reading. And I’m starting to feel like I need to spice it up a bit, ya know? I need to give this blog a subject matter, a focus, or at least a face-lift like every single woman on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” has. And they have spice,right?
I guess this blog hasn’t been the blog I’ve been dreaming about, and believe me by dreams have been pretty lucid and ridiculous, such as the following dream I had the other night:
It was my senior prom and instead of wearing fancy prom attire, my BFFs and I dressed up in costumes based off of Prince songs. Obviously mine was based off of “Purple Rain”.
My date wore something very similar to this.
The administrators at my school also made us pita chips and allowed us to have a water fight in the middle of the lobby! And then we all danced and drank Yoo-hoos.
Sadly, only the Yoohoo thing actually happened at my senior prom.
Okay, so I don’t really know where I’m going with any of this, but I guess that completely proves my point that this blog is so totally like that Pokemon Ditto:
And who on earth wants a blog that they have to compare to the lamest Pokemon of all time?!
Not this girl! It’s not what I set out to do. I want my blog to be as cool as like….Cubone:
Meanwhile , back at the ranch. I guess what I’m trying to say is that I will most likely be taking a break until I can figure out a specific subject matter for this blog, ‘cause I’m all about challenges. I’ve got a few ideas up my sleeve (of my wizard’s cloak. I wish.) And I’d love any suggestions from you guys! So far these are my ideas:
1. Food blog? ‘Cause who doesn’t like food? And food porn?!
2. Blog about being perpetually single. ‘Cause I can write about that until my herd of cats suffocate me with their hair in my Spinster lair. I think I’ll call it “The Taken Project” and it’ll be a bunch of challenges I’ll have to do as a single lady, like “eat as much garlic as possible”, or “Elaine-dance in public”, sort of in the fashion of my most favorite post:
3. A fusion of both? A quirky girl eating stuff? and yapping about being single? Huh? Huh?
4.Insert your suggestion here? I love any and all suggestions!
Until then, my friends! I’m off to eat pita chips and listen to Prince. 😉