meine mutti at the biltmore house,asheville. circa summer 2009
this actually happened today:
(at the grocery store)
Me: *picks up poppy seed salad dressing* Hey mom, is it cool if I get this dressing, it looks good… and stuff.
Mom: ……No. *looks nervous*
Me: *shocked at abrupt answer* Wait, why? ….Wait….DID YOU GET ME POPPY SEED DRESSING FOR CHRISTMAS?
Mom: Um……Yes. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!??!!??!?
(yelling from other room)
Mom: MACKENZIE!!!! STUFFING!!!!!
Me: What?! WAIT, IS “THE HISTORY OF STUFFING” ON?!??!??!?!
Mom: HELLZ YEAH.
I love my mother. This is how I know we’re related.