it’s not christmas without dressing;

meine mutti at the biltmore house,asheville.  circa summer 2009

this actually happened today:

 

(at the grocery store)

Me: *picks up poppy seed salad dressing* Hey mom, is it cool if I  get this dressing, it looks good… and stuff.

Mom: ……No. *looks nervous*

Me: *shocked at abrupt answer* Wait, why? ….Wait….DID YOU GET ME POPPY SEED DRESSING FOR CHRISTMAS?

Mom: Um……Yes. HOW DID YOU KNOW?!??!!??!?

 

 

and!!!

(yelling from other room)

Mom: MACKENZIE!!!! STUFFING!!!!!

Me: What?! WAIT, IS “THE HISTORY OF STUFFING” ON?!??!??!?!

Mom: HELLZ YEAH.

 

I love my mother. This is how I know we’re related.

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