is it bad that i am plotting to call october “i-am-wearing-a-costume-every-day-month”?
in that i wear costumes every single day for the month of october?
i could be a sci-fi heroine one day (this is actually how i feel i dress every day. i literally bought a coat because i thought it made me look like trillian from “hitchhiker’s guide to the galaxy”.)
and then i also try to channel my inner sanderson sister with my winged out eye-liner, messy curls, and elaborate tights collection.
and that whole salem halloween party i am spending $100 to go to? by myself? with glee? no shame, guys. no shame.
why am i such a catch? i mean, really.
men of boston, come after me.
i’ll be over in the corner with my candy corn, watching “hocus pocus”, nursing a major sugar high and dancing around my apartment to “halloween” by matt pond pa.
*these are my actual tentative halloween costumes this year. yes. i have two costumes. i am going to be the beyonce of halloween costume changes. it will be no easy feat, i can tell you as much.