dear my beloved boston/broston,
it is may.
you should not be 48 degrees outside . weather that is overcast, gloomy, and not conducive to bike rides over the charles is a major bummer.
i should not have to wear thick socks around my apartment. or daydream about hot showers. or still have to use my electric blanket.
i am begging you. please warm up soon?
you’re making me so homesick that i’ve spent many nights sitting in my college’s gym sauna that mocks my homeland’s warmth. and buying anything that is orange scented or flavored.
i’ve been waiting since last july to wear my bright green swimsuit.
and drink sangria on my stoop with friends. because stoop sangria is the best kind of sangria.
get your act together, okay?