my mom is a legend.
she tells the best dirty jokes.
she is constantly stopped by friends in the grocery store.
even when we are 30 miles away from home.
she once thought it was a good idea to put mayonnaise in a soup.
thus giving rise to our new favorite southern exclamation, “HOT BUBBLIN’ MAYONNAISE THAT’S AWESOME.”
she always makes sure stray dogs have a bed/yoga mat/ bit of cool tile to sleep on until we can find them a home.
and best of all, she is a world-class texter:
happy mother’s day, “cletus”.
i am very glad you birthed me.