i’ve got a sickness and the only cure is a post-grad corgi.
…or five corgi puppies…laboriously moving their chubby corgi stub arms towards me to shower me with wet corgi kisses, lovingly hugging my gangly frame with their proportionately dinosauric limbs.
as i said last week i graduate this coming fall, and am moving out of boston promptly after. my dear roommate’s boyfriend is highly allergic to furry bundles of joy and shrieking, happy puppy whimpers (and their tendency to fart on their siblings…can’t blame ’em, i mean wut?), so once i’m done with school and get a jibby-job, i’m planning on going where the wind blows/where the buffalo roam/where the corgi-friendly landlords roam. if any one knows of any apartments virtually anywhere that allow enough space for corgi babies to virtually burst out of each corner, please let me know.
i’m pretty sure this will help the pre-grad slump i’m working through, as well as get me hella tons of people using me for my midget puppy. i’m also banking on it getting me tumblr famous.
currently fielding applicants for godparents for my future corgi (tentatively named “beanball”). must not attempt to murder me in order to gain full custody of unconditional chubby-midget-dog love.