a birthday flu. as i turn 22 on thursday. (whaaaaaat?!)
guys, this much snot should not exist within one human being.
guys, i have constant “sexy voice” right now. i’m not complaining, only when it squeaks peter-brady-style .
guys, i’ve texted more than just a few people asking casually “hey, what does pneumonia feel like? just curious.”
so if things get a wee bit quiet on here for the next few days, just know that i am watching doctor who episodes and popping dayquil tablets like they’re skittles.